Penelope and Monica Cruz in bikini at St. Barts Beach

Goddess in Lingerie

You are looking at Romania's Model of the Year in 1998 (long time ago, I know) and professional heart breaker Alina Vacariu, although she probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you unworthy scum - Avert your eyes from her godly body....!

Naughty Child - So Wrong ... But So Funny

SO WRONG ... BUT SO FUNNY

A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.


Her 9year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.




The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is..'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'




In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.




Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'




A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'




The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'




The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'




They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..



Wait For It !!




The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..'

Sexy Softy Sophie Choudry

She has evolved a lot from her Music album to small roles & item numbers now.

All the best. We will see this hotty a lot in future.

She has evolved a lot from her Music album to small roles & item numbers now.

All the best. We will see this hotty a lot in future.